Why Does Tim Walz Have Dollar Bills in His Belt as He’s Dancing in This Clip?

Part of the reason why Eric Holder and Barack Obama selected Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) as Kamala Harris’s running mate is that they thought the public would view Walz as some sort of masculine tough guy. That characterization of Walz is 100% accurate—so long as your idea of masculinity includes Liberace, Richard Simmons, and Will Smith.

Ever since Walz gave his beard—sorry, we meant his “wife”—that weird hug when Kamala announced him as her running mate, people have been commenting on the extremely weird vibe that he gives off. He didn’t even kiss his beard—sorry, we keep typing “wife” incorrectly. Instead, he awkwardly shook the hand of “Mrs.” Walz gave her a weird, one-armed hug.

The way that he prances around on stage at rallies has people seriously starting to question what’s going on in Tim Walz’s personal life. The guy flounces around on stage and looks as if he’d be much more comfortable if strapped on a prom dress and a pair of high heels and changed his name.

Walz has even started striking poses at campaign events. No heterosexual man strikes poses. Not ever. Not under any circumstance.

The VP nominee’s weird behavior led Tucker Carlson to remark that people should not let Walz babysit their kids. Roger Stone just came right out and said what everyone was thinking. He quoted a Mel Brooks movie to remark aon a podcast that Tim Walz was “jumping around like a Kansas City f*ggot.”