President Trump’s DOGE team dropped a bombshell Sunday, exposing a scandal that’s got every hardworking American fuming. The Small Business Administration (SBA) issued 5,593 loans totaling $312 million to borrowers listed as 11 years old or younger during 2020 and 2021. This wasn’t a fluke—it’s a glaring sign of Biden’s reckless oversight.
DOGE didn’t stop there. They found 3,095 loans worth $333 million went to folks over 115 years old—still marked alive in the Social Security database—including a 157-year-old snagging $36,000. These were Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) and Economic Injury Disaster Loan (EIDL) funds, meant to save businesses, not pad fraudsters’ pockets.
Elon Musk’s crew flagged the absurdity fast. “While it is possible to have business arrangements where this is legal, that is highly unlikely for these 5,593 loans,” DOGE posted on X, noting all used Social Security numbers with mismatched names. They’re already teaming with the SBA to untangle this mess this week.
Conservatives are livid—and rightly so. This isn’t just waste; it’s theft from taxpayers who busted their backs during a pandemic. Posts on X call it “criminality” and “nightmarish abuse,” with users demanding Trump keep the pressure on. DOGE’s uncovering what Biden buried—government fraud on a scale that’d make your head spin.
Trump spotlighted this insanity in his Tuesday address to Congress, mocking Social Security rolls listing folks up to 360 years old. “I know some people who are rather elderly but not quite that elderly,” he said, slamming a system where “3.47 million people from ages 120 to 129” and more clog the books. DOGE’s proving his point—fast.
The SBA’s supposed to back American small businesses, not fund ghost kids and ancient borrowers. Under Biden, it became a free-for-all—$645 million total in these shady loans, per DOGE’s tally. Trump’s team is slashing waste left and right, and this is just the start.
Republicans see blood in the water. With SBA chief Kelly Loeffler already nixing loans to illegals, DOGE’s got the mandate—clean house or burn it down. “Keep chomping, DOGE,” one X user wrote, echoing a base fed up with Democrat grift and ready for Trump’s reckoning.
The heartland’s not laughing. This is real money—yours and mine—funneled to fraud while families struggled. Trump’s efficiency warriors are ripping the lid off, and conservatives say it’s about time. America First means no more handouts to scammers—DOGE’s on it, and they’re not stopping.
