Michelle Obama’s latest public therapy session came via her little-watched podcast, “IMO with Michelle Obama & Craig Robinson,” and it was packed with the same complaints that have become her trademark: life is hard, men are clueless, and her uterus is misunderstood.

This time, the former First Lady was joined by Dr. Sharon Malone, wife of Obama-era Attorney General Eric Holder, to discuss the tragic hardships of being married to powerful men. Michelle recounted a moment when she and Malone were at a high-profile event, reduced to mere accessories while strangers trampled them to get to their husbands. She described it as “reluctant spouses” territory — as if being married to one of the most famous men on the planet is some sort of burden.

But the real headline-grabber came when Michelle launched into an eyebrow-raising monologue about women’s health and the reproductive system that bordered on the nonsensical. “The least of what it does is produce life,” she said, suggesting the ability to create a human being is somehow a footnote in the female body’s résumé. According to Michelle, the real tragedy is that men just don’t get it.

“So many men have no idea about what women go through,” she complained, adding that lawmakers, politicians, and religious leaders focus too much on the unborn baby and not enough on the female “machine” producing it.

Apparently, we’ve been thinking about the reproductive system all wrong — it’s not primarily for reproduction. Forget the fact that it’s called the reproductive system. Michelle thinks its most important function is everything except making life.

She also took aim at how women’s health is supposedly only discussed in terms of “choice,” lamenting that there’s not enough talk about the overall function of the body. But for a woman who once stood behind her husband’s pro-abortion crusade, it’s a strange pivot — particularly when her own party helped reduce the term “woman” to a political liability.

The irony is rich: Michelle Obama, one of the most privileged women in the world, continues to air grievances like she’s roughing it in a one-bedroom apartment. She owns multiple luxury homes, enjoys media adoration, and can land a book deal with a single tweet. Yet somehow, the spotlight always seems to come with a chip on her shoulder.

Even her podcast can’t seem to gain traction, despite her celebrity status and the media’s best efforts to prop her up. Recent reports show her show draws embarrassingly low numbers — which may explain why she’s turning up the rhetoric and manufacturing controversy.

In the end, it’s another example of how out of touch the modern Democratic elite have become. Michelle Obama wants America to feel sorry for her because she has to endure admiration for her husband, fend off people reaching over her at banquets, and live a life of luxury that feels — to her — like a burden.

Her rhetoric may be bizarre, but the message is clear: the left is so deeply entrenched in identity politics and grievance narratives, they’ll even try to turn the miracle of life into a complaint.

While Michelle grumbles about the trials of being rich and famous, the rest of America is working overtime to pay for groceries. No wonder voters are tuning out the Democrats’ drama — and tuning in to common sense.