Trump’s Panama Canal Gambit: Making America Imperial Again?
In a move that has left geopolitical analysts and late-night comedians alike scratching their heads, President-elect Donald Trump has set his sights on reclaiming the Panama Canal. Yes, you heard that right—the 50-mile stretch of waterway that the United States ceremoniously handed over to Panama in 1999 is now, apparently, back on the real estate […]
How Constant CCTV Surveillance is Rewiring the Human Brain
It’s nearly impossible to go anywhere in public in the United States today and not end up on a surveillance camera. CCTV cameras are everywhere and watching all the time. New research from the University of Technology Sydney (UTS) has found that constant surveillance has a big impact on your brain. It also has the […]
Trump’s Mountain: Rebranding Denali Back to Mount McKinley
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President-elect Donald Trump has announced his intention to revert the name of North America’s tallest peak from Denali back to Mount McKinley. This decision aims to honor the 25th U.S. president, William McKinley, who, interestingly enough, never set foot in Alaska. For those keeping track, […]
The Scariest Cyber Scam You’re Probably Falling For Right Now
You’re trying to fix your computer, right? You Google a solution, find a tutorial that promises to help, and start following the easy steps. Finally, relief! Or not. It turns out that you’ve just walked into a “scam-yourself” attack, where cybercriminals trick you into wrecking your own tech. They don’t even need to do the […]
Monkey See, Monkey Do: Florida Residents Warned Not to Join the Fun
Because Florida wasn’t already wild enough, the town of Orange City now has roaming monkeys. Yes, actual monkeys—swinging, climbing, and apparently thriving in suburban chaos. Police in this delightful slice of Floridian paradise are politely advising residents to steer clear of the simian visitors and resist the urge to turn their backyards into an impromptu […]
Did You Know? Fascinating Facts About Christmas in America
Christmas in America is more than just a holiday; it’s a cultural phenomenon filled with traditions, celebrations, and history that reflect the diversity and ingenuity of the nation. From its humble beginnings to its transformation into a season of lights, cheer, and generosity, the way Americans celebrate Christmas is uniquely their own. Here are some […]
Why Golf Is the Perfect Sport for 2025 (Especially if You’re Over 40)
There’s something magical about golf. It’s a sport that combines precision, strategy, and a healthy dose of fresh air—all wrapped up in a game that doesn’t require the knees of a 20-year-old or the stamina of a marathon runner. For those over 40, golf offers a unique balance of challenge and relaxation, making it one […]
DHS Agents Caught Selling Drugs Previously Seized as Evidence
Law enforcement officers selling drugs from the evidence locker may seem like a Hollywood cliché, but it’s a very real thing. Two Department of Homeland Security agents in Utah have just been busted and accused of selling drugs that had been seized in previous arrests, pocketing as much as $300,000 from the scheme. According to […]
Revealed: Joe Biden Discussed Top Secret Intel on His Fake Email Account in 2012
One of the biggest forgotten surprises from Hunter Biden’s “Laptop from Hell” was the fact that Joe Biden had a bunch of fake email addresses that he had been using to subvert public disclosure laws. When Biden was Barack Obama’s vice president, he was using pseudonymous email accounts because those wouldn’t turn up in a […]
Doctors in Canada More Dangerous Than Guns in America
The rate of deaths in Canada from doctor-assisted suicide has now surpassed the rate of gun violence deaths in America. Now that Canada has added mental illness to the list of possible symptoms that merit being killed by a doctor, assisted suicide is one of the top causes of death. This was always the point […]
Border Madness: Illegal Border Crossers Sponsoring Illegal Border Crossers
U.S. Rep. Andy Biggs, R-Arizona, tore into U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Director Ur Jaddou for what can only be described as bureaucratic clownery. Her agency is out here approving illegal border crossers to act as sponsors for—you guessed it—other illegal border crossers. At a Judiciary subcommittee hearing, Biggs laid out the fraud buffet: […]
Justice Jackson’s Legal Acrobatics: Equating Apples to Oranges in Transgender Case
In a recent Supreme Court session, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson drew a parallel between Tennessee’s prohibition on gender-affirming care for minors and the historical bans on interracial marriage, notably the 1967 Loving v. Virginia case. This comparison has raised eyebrows and sparked debate over its appropriateness and accuracy. Justice Jackson contended that just as the […]
Michigan House Republicans Stage Walkout Over Tip Wages and Sick Leave: A Stand for Common Sense or Political Theater?
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Michigan House Republicans recently decided to take a page from the playbook of petulant teenagers by walking out of a legislative session. Their grand statement? A protest against proposed changes to tip wages and family sick leave policies. Because, of course, when the going gets […]
Holy Taxation, Batman! Supreme Court to Decide if Charity Begins at the IRS
In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case that could redefine the relationship between religious organizations and taxation. At the heart of this legal drama is the Catholic Charities Bureau of Superior, Wisconsin, which is challenging the state’s decision to deny it an […]
Hollywood’s Meltdown: Celebrities Pledge Mass Exodus After Trump’s Triumphant Return
In a turn of events that has left Hollywood’s elite clutching their pearls, Donald Trump has once again ascended to the presidency, defeating Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. The reaction from the celebrity enclave has been nothing short of theatrical, with many threatening to abandon the United States altogether. Actress America Ferrera, […]