The Democrats have obviously decided to run Kamala Harris as an invisible candidate for president. The less she speaks without a teleprompter, the better. And don’t you silly reporters dare ask her a question that’s unscripted! Despite running an invisible candidate, they still have to do something to make it look like they’re running a presidential campaign. Not to worry—here comes Kamala’s friends to the rescue! They’ve been producing some cartoon videos of the most unpopular vice president in America, and these ads are going viral for all the wrong reasons.

Check out this gem produced by the Never-Trump groomers at the Lincoln Project:

Bernie Sanders and Dick Cheney are united on something… that tells us all we need to know. pic.twitter.com/N7JDE1ysJJ

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 22, 2024

Wow! We’re not political experts, but perhaps pointing out that the worst people in both political parties support Kamala Harris is not the win they think it is. Did the groomers at the Lincoln Project really think that an endorsement from a “warmonger” and a “commie” would be the thing that’s going to draw the all-important undecided voters toward Kamala Harris? Is there some big untapped pool of American voters that are longing for a communist warmonger they can throw their support behind?

The most hated and feared bureaucracy in America—the IRS—has also endorsed Kamala Harris. So has Vladimir Putin. Maybe the Lincoln Project could throw together an ad with those two in it to showcase their support for Kamala. They could call it “Bureaucracy and the Beast.”

Not to mention the fact that the groomers at the Lincoln Project have also endorsed Kamala Harris. Maybe she’ll pick up that coveted NAMBLA endorsement next. Has the machete-wielding Venezuelan street gang Tren de Aragua endorsed anyone yet? Or the cat-eating Haitians in Springfield?

Next up, there’s an endorsement cartoon ad that actress Fran Drescher posted on TikTok. You may or may not remember Drescher as the annoying, nasally-voiced hostess of the show “The Nanny” years ago. We’re not even sure what this ad is, but we watched it, so now you have to watch it too.

Enjoy “The Kammy:”

I saw it so now you have to. Can’t you feel the joy? pic.twitter.com/LMdyW8YLXt

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 23, 2024

Are we being punked?

Seriously, did Donald Trump’s campaign team write these?

If you wanted to produce a cartoon meme that absolutely savaged Kamala Harris for a bunch of the dumb stuff she’s said and done, was there anything you would have added to that? It seems like the only thing missing was a lyric about some kneepads and Willie Brown.

Plus, the ad was filled with a bunch of lies. Joe Biden didn’t “stop his campaign.” He got knifed in the back by his own party in a palace coup when they realized they could no longer cover up his senility.

The “She’s got brains, she’s got b*lls” line is also false, according to Montel Williams.

As for the line about “The girl who turned black,” that’s actually true. Janet Jackson knows what’s going on. Ms. Jackson continues to insist that Kamala Harris is not black, since her mother was from India and her father was a mostly white man from Haiti. That is true, no matter how dumb of a fake Southern accent Kamala tries to pretend she sometimes has.

The “Republicans are switching” line is very misleading. The only “Republicans” switching to vote for Kamala Harris are named Liz Cheney, Dick Cheney, and Adam Kinzinger.

We’re not sure how they can put out ads this cringy and think it’s going to help Kamala Harris. Is it possible that the Trump campaign has a saboteur inside the Democrat Party who is writing these ads for her?